People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
"Love is like drowning in the ocean and looking up to see someone holding a life jacket."
"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."
note to self (via safeslut)